"Actually, I was going to ask you to dinner tonight, if that’s okay."
"I can’t stand Easter. It’s only fun if you have someone to celebrate it. Good thing a few bars are open." ;; he’s lonely.
If you’re NOT gonna be a man then you sure as he’ll are NOT gonna be my man
yes i am the legendary Gay Bi of Straight, here to reclaim the land that is rightfully my family’s from the allies
i high fived my dad at 4:20pm on 4/20
that hasn’t even happened yet. made up for notes
It’s called timezones and not everyone have yours
timezones are fake. made up for notes
*white voice* that’s the way the cookie crumbles
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard