accidental text;; crush

  • ava: i really like him like wow

"Actually, I was going to ask you to dinner tonight, if  that’s okay."

bornsinnersx:

"I can’t stand Easter. It’s only fun if you have someone to celebrate it.  Good thing a few bars are open." ;; he’s lonely.

If you’re NOT gonna be a man then you sure as he’ll are NOT gonna be my man

I can’t erase… The times that you hurt me and put tears on my face.

(Source: bodyrock)

pemdas

amerlcanapparel:

please eat my dank ass salad

Anonymous asked:
Are you gay bi of straight?

contraception:

yes i am the legendary Gay Bi of Straight, here to reclaim the land that is rightfully my family’s from the allies

amerlcanapparel:

threethousandtimes:

amerlcanapparel:

meladoodle:

i high fived my dad at 4:20pm on 4/20

that hasn’t even happened yet. made up for notes

It’s called timezones and not everyone have yours

timezones are fake. made up for notes

j5h:

*white voice* that’s the way the cookie crumbles

flylng:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard